dude, I’m not even a developer (I’m a sysadmin that supports a dev team) and I can see the comedy. Really funny stuff.

Keep up the good work. Thanks for putting this up.

#5 had me laughing to the end.

I am using your java.library.path workaround in a Java program I’m working on. This program is meant to be distributed, not sure about the licensing. Would you like to be credited and, if so, how should I credit you?